A little burst of limerick. I think it went like this (in a singsong voice):
There was a girl who had a friend
Who lived in a place called Sugar Cloud land!
In this land
This brilliant friend
Wore some jeans
With a really tight band.
Now this girl was super hot
In some jeans
That were super snug.
The super snug jeans were so tight
They squeezed her tight like a garbage compact (?)
These compact jeans had her tucked so tight
Till she feared she might simply combust.
So her friend suggested that she take a trip
Take some time travel in a magic spaceship
To a land of candy where the dewdrops drip
And take a dip in some magic cool whip!!!!!